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2007-06-19 00:51:26

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Alright, alright. I'll try this out, just for fun.

Whoever has the best bid wins me^^ (figuratively, lol)

NEWS FLASH: the bidding will be closed on the 18th at 8 o'clock pm, eastern time. The winner will then be announced^^

ATTENTION ALL!!! a winner of the auction has been decided. Our panel of judges have come back from recess. The winner, Of [The hunter] is...[XxTsomexX]!!!
Congratulations to our lucky winner, and we hope all the runner-ups have better luck next time^^

[Piercedskull]
I will give you...THE WORLD!!And your life^^

[=Katura=]

I'll give you.. a lollipop..?

Yeah! A really great lollipop. I win. =]

[Sarah Scissorhands.]
One trillion dollars, happiness, love, a puppy, a kitty, and your own country.

[XxTsomexX]
I'll draw you 3 things, whatever they may be.

[~Le Le~]
i have help you as many times as i could i have made you things even edited one of my adobe photoshop creations for your band to try out, gave you a welcome mat in your fav color green, even photoshopped you lmao, i will let you choose any of my creations for you to edit or say whatever you want on them.

[Aeolynn] ~
Eh... I'll roleplay a romance with you? 0.o, oh wait, already doing that... maybe more people will ask you after reading this, ne? lol I guess I have nothing to offer but friendship ^_^

[Mexiking] has bet a pack of ramen, a hula skirt, and a pace maker, spam, a hamster, and two sticks of spearmint gum.

[Lexi. Short and Sweet!]
*checks pockets* okay i've got... 2p, a packet of crisps, a hamster o__O, a bunch of killer person-eating ponies.. a shoe!! (just one! but it's a cool shoe!!) uhh a drawing.. of anything you want, a MASSIVE hug!!! <.< my brothers (okay thats not the greatest offer in the world! XD how about i send my brothers to yours for a week and pay for you to come and stay with me! ^_~ lol j/k) wow... i have rather karge pockets! xD

[chyu]
I gonna be your guard in rest of your life.

[Beki in Wonderland]
Hrrm... A biiig hug ^______^ and.. a speshul drawing of anything you want ^____^ I have a wooden hand here, i'm not sure why, but that too XD *rummages in pockets* ok, and an orange glowstick! (seriously, i have that in my pocket o_O)

[raiderxx]
I offer you your life, for I am standing right next to you holding a sword to your neck. (not figuratively.) :P

2007-06-14 [chyu]: Do we have to give it?

2007-06-18 [The hunter]: You know Jon, holding that dull sword to my neck wasn't a big deal, lol

2007-06-18 [Lexi. Short and Sweet!]: hay hay hay hay hay ... you want to be my slave.. like.. thing <.< I LOVE YOU!!! *innocent look*

2007-06-18 [The hunter]: lol nice

2007-06-18 [~Le Le~]: JOSH BACK OFF FROM THE HAMSTERS!!! YOU KNOW THAT THIS HAMSTER IS PART OF MY ARMY!!!! and you wanted to be one of the leaders...HOW DARE YOU TRY TO AUCTION OFF ONE OF MY HAMSTERS!!
lmao

2007-06-18 [Mexiking]: I can Do That Thats Why I Bought Half Of The Army So I Can Auction Of Whatever Anyways I Was Being Funny!!!

2007-06-18 [~Le Le~]: you didn't become part of my army until i said you could you, you, you bish *flips back hair,jack swallows impersonation*

2007-06-18 [Mexiking]: I Bought Half Of Those Hamesters So Fuck You Ass Monkey!!!

2007-06-18 [The hunter]: Guys! this is an auction house. take arguments outside! lol

2007-06-18 [Mexiking]: Sorry Its An Inside Joke Were Not Serious!!!

2007-06-18 [~Le Le~]: no hon this is for the auction because he knows how i get about my hamsters!!! lmao

2007-06-18 [Mexiking]: Im Not A Part Of The Auction Im Just Doing This For Laughs!!!

2007-06-18 [~Le Le~]: its working lmao but anyways back to our arguement... that hamster is one of the offical officers of organizing and rallying the other hamsters!!!!

2007-06-18 [Mexiking]: That Hamster Is Mine Or I Will Take Merlin And Give Izzy A New Jacket!!!!!!

2007-06-18 [~Le Le~]: YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY BLACK KITTY HE IS MY DAD'S CAT AND YOU KNOW THAT THE HAMSTERS BELONG TO ME BISH!!!!

2007-06-18 [Mexiking]: Merlin And The Hamsters Are MINE!!! Theres Nothing You Can Do About It!!!

2007-06-18 [~Le Le~]: YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANT THE HAMSTERS UNTIL I MENTIONED THEM AND WE HAD MERLIN EVER SINCE HE WAS A BABY, AND THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW SO HA THEY ARE MINE!!!

2007-06-18 [Mexiking]: Well They All Got To Die Sometime So There!!!

2007-06-18 [~Le Le~]: whatever the hamster army lives on forever

2007-06-18 [Mexiking]: Not Unless My Snake Army Eats Them!!!

2007-06-18 [~Le Le~]: bull crap!!!! you have only one snake to eat them and that is if they betray me you are only second in command so it is mainly up to me muhahahahahahahahahahaha

2007-06-18 [Mexiking]: I Got More Snakes And They Are Very Hungry For Hamsters!!!

2007-06-18 [~Le Le~]: right but what you didn't know is that my hamsters are fully armed and they have the finest equipment to kill the snakes sooooo....HAMSTERS AND CHICKEN NAZI!!!! GO!!!! *releases army*

2007-06-18 [Mexiking]: You And Your Army Are Gonna Die!!!

2007-06-18 [~Le Le~]: yes my army go forth and dominant his butt!!!

2007-06-18 [Mexiking]: Loser!!!

2007-06-19 [Piercedskull]: XD

2007-06-19 [~Le Le~]: ...

2007-06-20 [Mexiking]: Congratulations On The Winner The Sorrow Is Officially Your Bitch LOL Just Playing!!!

2007-06-20 [~Le Le~]: Hamsters nibble on josh's toes!!! but before you do that i have to do something to him first
*grabs his arm and looks up at his face* *gives eyes* mew?

2007-06-20 [XxTsomexX]: XD lmao

2007-06-20 [Mexiking]: But Do You Really Have To Draw For Him Though!!!!!

2007-06-21 [XxTsomexX]: yup ^^

2007-06-21 [The hunter]: and she's late on her first drawing :P lol

2007-06-21 [XxTsomexX]: hey i dont have a scanner ><

2007-06-21 [The hunter]: oh, so is the first drawing done then? lol

2007-06-21 [XxTsomexX]: not yet >.> lol i forgot what you wanted XD

2007-06-21 [Mexiking]: Damn Im Questioning On Who Owns Who!!!

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